14

May

No ladies, looking much akin to Hilda Ogden does not book you a seat amongst the social elite.  It books you a one-way ticket to an appointment with the fashion-police.
Class Rating:  4/10
Skank Rating:  8/10
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No ladies, looking much akin to Hilda Ogden does not book you a seat amongst the social elite.  It books you a one-way ticket to an appointment with the fashion-police.

Class Rating:  4/10

Skank Rating:  8/10

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23

Apr

Ouch.  This poor girl seems to have fallen over, and also seems to have no problem with showing her dignity (or rather, indignity) to the world.
Class Rating:  1/10
Skank Rating:  10/10

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Ouch.  This poor girl seems to have fallen over, and also seems to have no problem with showing her dignity (or rather, indignity) to the world.

Class Rating:  1/10

Skank Rating:  10/10

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22

Apr

Three days in Liverpool later, and even the puppet succumbs to the classy lifestyle of the city centre…

Three days in Liverpool later, and even the puppet succumbs to the classy lifestyle of the city centre…

Proof that here in Liverpool people will even steal your tablecloth (complete with doilies), then flog it on (post-alteration) as a dress for the middle-age middle-class females of the city.
Class Rating:  4/10
Skank Rating:  6/10

Proof that here in Liverpool people will even steal your tablecloth (complete with doilies), then flog it on (post-alteration) as a dress for the middle-age middle-class females of the city.

Class Rating:  4/10

Skank Rating:  6/10

As we all know, a while ago in that nightclub attached to the Hilton here in Liverpool, an anonymous male set the new world record for the highest bar tab ever.  It would be an impressive feat, were it not for his company, and his own attire.  This goes to show that one does not simply purchase class, it is something which is earned.  By not acting like a skank.
Class Rating:  3/10
Skank Rating:  7/10

As we all know, a while ago in that nightclub attached to the Hilton here in Liverpool, an anonymous male set the new world record for the highest bar tab ever.  It would be an impressive feat, were it not for his company, and his own attire.  This goes to show that one does not simply purchase class, it is something which is earned.  By not acting like a skank.

Class Rating:  3/10

Skank Rating:  7/10

"What to do with all those left-over decorations from xmas?  I know, let’s attach them to a dress!  That’ll make the men fall over trying to get a piece of my *****!"
Class Rating: 1/10
Skank Rating:  7/10

"What to do with all those left-over decorations from xmas?  I know, let’s attach them to a dress!  That’ll make the men fall over trying to get a piece of my *****!"

Class Rating: 1/10

Skank Rating:  7/10


Here we have what is termed in the animal kingdom as “a haggle of skank”, a group of espiring lower-class breakouts, numbering five or more, of the Liverpool-mutton-dressed-as-lamb variety.  Note their uniform cheap-bronze skin, the cheap summer dresses, and poor hair-styles that even Norah Batty would not be seen dead sporting.
Class Rating:  1/10
Skank Rating:  9/10
I feel I ought to add that the Skank Rating would have been 7 or 8, were it not for the one on the far left ruining everyone’s life with the mere presence of her face.

Here we have what is termed in the animal kingdom as “a haggle of skank”, a group of espiring lower-class breakouts, numbering five or more, of the Liverpool-mutton-dressed-as-lamb variety.  Note their uniform cheap-bronze skin, the cheap summer dresses, and poor hair-styles that even Norah Batty would not be seen dead sporting.

Class Rating:  1/10

Skank Rating:  9/10

I feel I ought to add that the Skank Rating would have been 7 or 8, were it not for the one on the far left ruining everyone’s life with the mere presence of her face.


I honestly cannot tell if this hag is 35 or 45, not that it matters, given that they are obviously trying to look like they are 25.  I would not be surprised if they spent their entire weeks wages/dole on buying that dress from Primarni.
Class Rating:  2/10
Skank Rating:  7/10

I honestly cannot tell if this hag is 35 or 45, not that it matters, given that they are obviously trying to look like they are 25.  I would not be surprised if they spent their entire weeks wages/dole on buying that dress from Primarni.

Class Rating:  2/10

Skank Rating:  7/10


Some people call these types “cougars”.  However it is better to call it how you see it, in this case; “Dogs At The Races”.
Class Rating:  1/10Skank Rating:  8/10

Some people call these types “cougars”.  However it is better to call it how you see it, in this case; “Dogs At The Races”.

Class Rating:  1/10
Skank Rating:  8/10


It is always an awkward moment when one is outclassed by the person standing in front of them’s bracelet alone.  That is not to say that the person in front has any class themselves really though.
Class Rating:  2/10
Skank Rating:  7/10

It is always an awkward moment when one is outclassed by the person standing in front of them’s bracelet alone.  That is not to say that the person in front has any class themselves really though.

Class Rating:  2/10

Skank Rating:  7/10